Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Shaq VS
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Top Chefs
As for the new season of Top Chef Las Vegas, HOW THE HELL DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHEF FROM NEW YORK? I hate New York, but c'mon, the best chefs are in New York and to have three chefs from Atalanta and one from New York, who is not even an executive chef...The producers are trying too hard to be different, but unlike American Idol where a singer is a singer and can be great no matter where he/she is from, if a chef has never worked in New York, or I might argue Las Vegas now, they are not really a "top" chef. I like the brazen L.A. guys so far and the one woman who worked for Eric Ripert. Good to have Padma, Tom and Gail back. I hope the absence of Toby in the first episode lasts for the whole season. He was supposed to be the Simon Cowell of that show, but really showed little respect for the food and cared more about shoehorning in his catchphrases. It felt very scripted with Toby and it might as well have been the Real Housewives.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Govenor Mike
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Random Summer Thoughts
Paula is out on American Idol. Rumor is that she wanted 20 million a year. I guess they raised the price of prescription drugs. No way is she worth more than Ryan Seacrest. He recently signed for 15 million a year and is worth every penny. He is the conductor that keeps the show running. Paula makes a ridiculous comment a few times a season but mostly she just repeats what the other judges say first. The four judge format was a mistake and this corrects the mistake. I think Cara will be much more comfortable this year and a bigger part of the show overall.
I hate Zoey Deschanel. She was the guest celebrity judge on Top Chef Masters this week and revealed that she is a vegan who is gluten and soy intolerant. Obviously she has no business being on that show. She can't eat at a restaurant without being a pain the the ass for the staff and chef. I know reality shows are merely a conduit for "stars" to plug their latest project, but she is a moron. I hate this show so much.
Entourage, pretty damn good this season, but E's girlfriend is annoying and looks like the long lost Olsen triplet.
Good to see that the ratings for the return of John and Kate plus 8 were down significantly this week. They are horrible people who do horrible things. This week the kids were begging Kate to go camping. Kate then struggled to build and tent to show how independent she is without John. Right after this scene they go to commercial and it is revealed that the main sponsor for this episode is Coleman sporting goods....holy crap. Later in their staged campfire they decide to be a great family who makes s'mores, with the assistance of Production Assistants as any family would do. They conveniently have the ingredients on a tray with a Hershey's bar smack in the middle. The first commercial after this scene, you guessed it. I get that product placement is a part of post-tivo televisoin, but on this show, it comes across as petty and desperate.
Can't wait for the fall.....
Thursday, July 30, 2009
AGT
Piers Morgan : Before winning "celebrity" Apprentice this guy's claim to fame was being the other guy with Simon Cowel on Britain's Got Talent. I am not sure what Piers has ever done in the entertainment business to make him qualified, but I think he is qualified by virtue of his British accent. He tries to play the Simon role, but Simon is far more intelligent and in on the joke. Where Piers takes himself too serious, Simon is laughing at how ridiculous reality shows are, but counting his millions.
Sharon Osbourne: Imagine Paula Abdul, without the crazy clothes, ridiculous proclamations and overall craziness. She brings nothing to this show. The producers broke the formula when they replaced pop diva and star of "Moesha" Brandy with Sharon. They have two Brits on the panel and it is like watching one of those comedies on PBS that aren't funny but the British studio audience is cracking up. How cheeky.
David Hasselhoff: Moronic, sub-moronic. He might be the least intelligent person posing as a person with intelligence on television(David Gregory a close second). He has his catch phrase, "you are what this show's all about," and finds a away to work it into every episode. By now it is so scripted they don't even need to have the judges in the same room as the acts. Hasselhoff drools over any female contestant in booty shorts regardless of age(I've seen him scoping some of those teenage dance troupes).
Nick Cannon: I actually like him. He replaced an all time Bump favorite, Jerry Springer and has done a decent job actually keeping the show moving. His side comments and ability to handle the freakier guests make him a pretty good host. They definitely cut to him way too much but that's the producers/directors not Nick's fault.
Anyway, I bitch and moan but I will watch this until the finale in September. This show has actually produced one star, season two winner and ventriloquist Terry Fador. He headlines the main show at the Mirage a spot formerly held by Sigfried and Roy. That one success is more than have ever been on the Bachelor or Bachelorette. My only advice is stop putting through so many singers, if we want singers we can watch American Idol. This show should focus more on the contortionists, jugglers, magicians, acrobats, slam dunk teams, rollerskating break dancers.
Tune in on Tuesday night and check out the next act who is what that show's about.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Masters
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
The Home Box
True Blood....Lauryn got me into this show and right away it has the best opening credits of any show on TV. Great song. I find Anna Paquin kind of annoying but the acting on the show is overall pretty strong. My only knock on this show is that sometimes I feel as if they make up vampire "rules" in order to fill in the plot. Like they need to get from New York to L.A. in 20 minutes and all the sudden there is a line of dialogue like this, "you KNOW that vampires are capable of flying," a fact they neglected to mention for the first season and a half. I think season two is trying to play more on the good vs evil thing which has been done before.
Hung....I tried to watch the pilot and turned it off about half way. What a slow moving and boring show. The dialogue is so poor and obvious that when I laughed, I don't think it was the writer's intention. The acting is pretty crappy. With the Aaron Eckhart wannabe and the weird sister from Happiness as the pimp. She's a blind man's Andie Mcdowell. Awful show
Entourage...so far so good. What they are doing this season, which they failed to do in the past two, is develop the characters. Vince and his crew were stagnant caricatures for two seasons. Now with Turtle and Jamie Lynne Siegler, Ari working with that other agent dude. Even Lloyd moving up in the world. I don't know much about Hollywood, but I don't think Lloyd would stay so long with the same agency without promotion. He would have probably jumped ship to another agency by now. Good job so far.
Side note, on Showtime they have Nurse Jackie. It marks Edie Falco's return to pay cable drama. I liked this show for the first couple episodes but they are taking way to long to move the story. Also I have been to emergency rooms, and none of them have ever been as insane or staffed with quirky, funny folks. I like the subplot of Jackie dealing with addiction, but they have strayed away from that in the last couple episodes. Also her husband on this show kinda looks like her son. Poor casting. I guess I'll stick with it, but can't wait 'till the fall and the return of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Big Love
Sports on TV
MSG Network: "Knicks Suck, Rangers Suck, Jim Dolan Sucks, Lost the Yankees, but a great network"
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The Soup
Can't wait for America's Funniest Home Videos tonight, still funny after all these years and True Blood.
Friday, July 17, 2009
COMEDY
BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Jemaine Clement, Flight of the Conchords
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men
Should Win: Jim Parsons
Will Win: Charlie Sheen
Who the heck is Jim Parsons...he's comic timing on The Big Bang Theory is really unmatched. You might remember him as the "fast food knight" from Garden State. Great to see him and Jemaine Clement get added to this list. Reading these nominations just shows that HBO and CBS really are where comedy are at. The NBC shows(30 Rock and The Office) seem like dinosaurs past their time. And Carrell will never be Ricky Gervais. Charlie Sheen is consistent on this show and he's liked again in Hollywood. How could you not root for Wild Thing Vaughn.
BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Toni Collette, United States of Tara
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
Sarah Silverman, The Sarah Silverman Program
Should Win: Christina Appelgate
Will Win: Tina Fey
Samantha Who is a really underrated show that just never found a good time and got moved around too much to develop a following. Far funnier than most comedies nominated, but sadly canceled before it's time. Very cool to see Sarah Silverman nominated. Her show takes all the chances of Chapelle Show and then some. But, Hollywood is still run by liberals and they owe Tina Fey for skewering their enemy Sarah Palin all year.
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Jack McBrayer, 30 Rock
Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock
Rainn Wilson, The Office
Should Win: Tracy Morgan
Will Win:Rainn Wilson
Tracy Morgan continues to play one of the funniest characters on TV and does it so well it is hard to tell he is acting. How could Kevin Dillion or anything from Entourage get a nod. It's really an awful show. They will give the award to Dwight Scrute, who hasn't taken anything home since a Dundee. He'll get votes because the people that vote are so out of touch they still think the Office is hip. It's way past it's time despite the casting of Stringer Bell.
SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds
Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty
Should Win: Kristin Wiig
Will Win: Amy Poehler
I can only put Gilda Radner up with Kristin Wiig as the best female talent to ever be on SNL. I would even put Farley, Spade and Sandler as the Gap girls and Dana Carvey as the Church lady ahead of most of the women who have been on this show? Maya Rudolph? Kristin Wiig is a comic genius and deserves this award. That being said, I think the voters will give it to Poehler for her work on the "news" segment, which now seems so unnecessary in light of the Daily Show and Colbert. I guess I can be happy for Mrs. Job Bluth.
GUEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Alan Alda, 30 Rock
Beau Bridges, Desperate Housewives
Jon Hamm, 30 Rock
Steve Martin, 30 Rock
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Should Win: Justin Timberlake
Will Win: Steve Martin
Except for Beau Bridges, I saw all four of these guest appearances. I think they will give it to Steve Martin because the Emmy's love to give their award to movie stars who do TV. Steve Martin was awful on 30 Rock. Just a terrible guest spot in order to plug Pink Panther 2. Timberlake is great on SNL. In today's age of pop stars being drug addicts, or neglecting their kids, or beating their girlfriends, it is great to see someone who isn't too cool to bust on himself. Timberlake has hosted twice and seems to take pride in making fun of himself and his Boy Band past.
GUEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Jennifer Aniston, 30 Rock
Christine Baranski, The Big Bang Theory
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Gena Rowlands, Monk
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock
Betty White, My Name Is Earl
Should Win: Elaine Stritch
Will Win: Betty White
Take your pick. One old broad or another. Betty White was actually pretty good on Earl. So it wouldn't be too bad. Plus I don't know if she ever won for the Golden Girls but if not, they owe her one. Elaine Stritch has played a recurring role as Jack Donaghy's mom and she is a great ice bitch. Kate Gosselin could take a lesson from her on how to be a cold, vindictive and uncaring mother. Plus it will be great to hear her acceptance speech. It's always funny when an old lady gets on stage and says crazy stuff.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
The Emmy's (Programs)
Best Series Drama
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Lost
Mad Men
Damages
Dexter
House
Should Win: Mad Men
Will Win : House
I like extending the nominations from 5 to 7 for Drama and Comedy. It gives a chance for previously ignored shows like Big Love(best season yet) and Breaking Bad to get nominated. Mad Men is the best drama on TV but the Emmy's love what's popular and House is the new Baywatch as the most watched TV show on the planet.
Best Series Comedy
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight of the Concords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
Should Win: Family Guy
Will Win: How I Met Your Mother(a.k.a. Friends Deux)
How fucking awesome is it that Family Guy gets nominated. It's the first cartoon since the Flintstones to get a nod. The Simpson's probably should have gotten one about 15 years ago but definitely not now. Family Guy uses it's format to push envelopes that the other sitcoms only dream of, "save John Stewart, he's our most important Jew." I think How I Met Your Mother will win because people love that Monday lineup on CBS and the Academy can't ignore it. Plus with NPH hosting, they will have to give him something after he doesn't win supporting actor again.
Best Reality Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef
Should Win: Top Chef
Will Win: The Amazing Race
Big snub in this category for the Biggest Loser but Top Chef is a great show that actually does as promised and produces Top Chefs. Harold the season one winner holds two stars from the NY Times. Dancing With the Stars is a joke as one has a hard time actually identifying the "Stars"
The Amazing Race has won this award every year it has existed, why change things now.
Best Music, Variety or Comedy Series
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Should Win: Saturday Night Live
Will Win: The Daily Show
SNL is back. They have some great talent on the show in Kristen Wig(Great in every sketch she does), Fred Armesen(he's a better David Patterson than David Patterson), Will Forte, Andy Samberg(the digital shorts are pretty damn good) and Bill Hader. The need to dump the dead weight of Keenan Thompson and Darrel Hammond(Clinton has been out of office for 10 years, get rid of this asshole already). How can you ignore the amazing job the Daily Show did at both political conventions this year, the election coverage and Rob Riggle in Iraq and Jason Jones in Iran. Just great work this year.
Best Reality Show
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
Mythbusters
Should Win: Intervention
Will Win: Mythbusters
Intervention is in a class in it's own. The show helps people and families heal, not by building them a dream house, or by counseling from Dr. Phil, but hard nose rehab for both the addicts and families. There isn't a more real show on tv. It is raw and uncomfortable most of the time. In a world of John and Kate and Run's House, Intervention is the cream of these type shows. That being said, I think it is too "real" and will scare off voters. Mythbusters is a cool show and they blow things up a lot. The guy has a funny beard and wears a beret.
Best Mini-Series
Generation Kill
Little Dorrit
Should Win: Generation Kill
Will Win: Generation Kill
I don't know why there are only two nominated in this category, but I didn't see Little Dorrit, and Generation Kill was pretty fucking awesome.